Conspiracy Theory

Tonight I opened a big bar of Cadbury’s Whole Nut. I thought I’d just have 4 squares. But….. did you know that they now have rows of 5 squares. Now 5 is an odd number and I have a theory. A lot of people (not just strange people with OCD) like even numbers. They don’t like to do odd numbers. So, I hear you say, why not just have 4 squares anyway. How silly you are for even asking that question. If I ate 4, there would be an odd one sticking up out of line, wouldn’t there? So, I’d either have to have 5 or I’d have to eat two rows to get to an even number and leave the bar neat and tidy.

I think Cadbury have done this deliberately!


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